As the best man, how do I stop this wedding?

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:50 pm

I'm Spartacus!

toyracer69 · Post by **toyracer69** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:27 am

Shiny wrote:
littlefeller wrote:i could do all the female clientele
I'd seriously love a job as fanny bush trimmer/shaver. I'd be happy to go to work each day.

In that case, I'll be the 'Merkin' fitter!

nellers2001 · Post by **nellers2001** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:03 pm

So did the wedding go ahead in the end?

106pete · Post by **106pete** » Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:15 pm

Yep it all happened and went quite smoothly, the bride was drunk at the alter and nearly chucked up in lunch, her dads speech was awful but everything went fine.

The groom didn't seem to be questioning himself to much and thinks everything will work out, I've just told him that we support him what ever happens and hope them the best.

The only bit they didn't like about the day was there house was 'decoreted' with toilet roll everywhere and the kitchen full of 4 bails of straw which me and the misses bundled into the back of my corolla and had it for her horse

Thank you all for your support. I truly hope I don't have to start finding out about devorse proceedings etc lol

Kinda looking forward to doin it all myself now really...