Last night Wendy (the cat) decided she was going to fall off the windowsill and get her back leg caught in between the edge of the sill and the radiator. She made the worst noise I think I've ever heard and I rushed in to see her hanging upside down with her leg all twisted up and she was trying to breakdance or something. Luckily she didn't break anything, just shook her up and probably hurt a lot, but she has a luxating patella (basically her kneecap dislocates itself) so I think that probably prevented major injury. Anyway, all painkillered up and she's doing alright
Now enough about the cat.
Woke up this morning to find the other cat being weird because of someone trying to break into the back gardens on my street! I live in a terrace and my row and the next street over share an alleyway that goes between the back gardens. Creepy dancer was kneeling on the floor on the other side of the gate, so the hound was released and he drokked off. Went up to the bathroom window to see what was going on and the guy was trying to get into another garden a few houses along! Decided to run out there to try scare him off (laughable really because I'm built like a racing snake) but by the time I opened the gate he'd gone.
Someone had some bikes stolen from their back garden a few weeks ago so I think it's probably the same guy. Good job I was home today really otherwise I could be a few possessions short!
Okay that's all. Just had to tell someone because I'm all alone
