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Post by lxstuart » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:00 am

Given the thread title I was expecting at least one penis joke.

Disappointed.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Post by honda-hardy » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:04 am

lxstuart has a small penis (according to nitin)

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Post by lxstuart » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:28 am

Ahhh, two small thi.........wait a minute :evil:
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Post by honda-hardy » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:50 am

:lol:

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