Might be worth pointing out your lack of distinction between phone/OS on the Apple side of things

just to clarify where you're coming from here, I'm pretty sure there are some jobby phones running Android whereas you cannot deny that the iPhone w/ iOS is good at what it does, whether it stacks up against any given device w/ Android is a whole other argument and I'm sure I could cherry pick a list of devices w/ Android that are poor.

I have known for a long time Android would be the way to go, it's only the last 18m-2y that (in my opinion) they have become a serious competitor with a certain few devices. Plus being a poverty spec phone user, aka PAYG, you don't get upgrades and the cost of a new smartphone isn't exactly low these days. Bided my time with a clapped out iPhone 4... waiting for this very day

Either way I'm not a psephologist here to argue about that, especially since this will then turn into a thread full of "no u r" and "ur mum is".
So while we're at it, anyone got any suggestions from the Play store?
Anything worth doing that I should know about?