As the best man, how do I stop this wedding?

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:01 pm

I got married for the married man's tax credit and so that the kids we were planning wouldn't be bastards (so to speak

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Then they took away the married man's tax credit.

Registry office, then straight to the pub opposite (drinks on me), Burger King on the way home. Wedding rings were £25, the missus bought them.

drokk spending money on ceremony, just so everyone can look at you and have a night out at the reception. Every "big" wedding i have gone to seems to have ended in a divorce.

Mind you, my £25 wedding ring has been the best babe magnet ever, I thought it would have the opposite effect, but drokk me, turns out that women like a man that doesn't want commitment and a relationship and what a better target than an already married man!

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:07 pm

Oh and 106pete, things may not be so bad. Speaking for myself, it is the feisty and rocky marriages that seem to last the course. Me and missus know each other faults and put up with each other. Arguments and moaning are part of the course.

It is the perfect marriage with the perfect couple and perfect this and perfect that which soon go to the wall. No matter how pretty or perfect a woman is, their rhubarb still smells in the morning.

As long as she cooks you dinner and you get a blow job on your birthday, then all is good.

Post by **RattyMcClelland** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:26 pm

Is it Nitin?

106pete · Post by **106pete** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:28 pm

I wish I could say they could both argue the same but he's wetter than a drowned fish, I've never seen it myself but I'm sure he just goes hiding under the kitchen table to get away from it.

It seems they have taken the Canadian family to London so I hope there home sometime tomorrow and I can take some time off work and go see him.

Really appreciate everything you've all said I'll try and descuss with him whats the best path for him, I don't wanna go sounding like I'm pushing him into something because of my opinions.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:32 pm

Some like the Sub/Dom way, don't knock it, he may actually be getting a kick off it.

He needs to prepare himself for the gay world if that what he wants to do. My mate met a bloke who asked him to dress in tight shorts and go for a jog round the block in smelly trainers. When he got back, the bloke stuck his nose in the trainers, had a Clubbing Eddy and then went home. This kind of behaviour is quite normal on the park scene apparently.

Supercharged 無限MUGEN BB1 Profile · Post by **nucleustylzlude** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:59 pm

RattyMcClelland wrote:Is it Nitin?

Shiny wrote: My mate met a bloke who asked him to dress in tight shorts and go for a jog round the block in smelly trainers. When he got back, the bloke stuck his nose in the trainers, had a Clubbing Eddy and then went home. This kind of behaviour is quite normal on the park scene apparently.

Also Nitin?

Post by **Merlin** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:06 pm

Shiny wrote:Mind you, my £25 wedding ring has been the best babe magnet ever, I thought it would have the opposite effect, but drokk me, turns out that women like a man that doesn't want commitment and a relationship and what a better target than an already married man!

The womanly mind is a funny thing. They see the ring and think "he's good enough for someone else so that makes him good enough for me..."

nitin_s1 · Post by **nitin_s1** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:31 pm

nucleustylzlude wrote:
RattyMcClelland wrote:Is it Nitin?

Shiny wrote: My mate met a bloke who asked him to dress in tight shorts and go for a jog round the block in smelly trainers. When he got back, the bloke stuck his nose in the trainers, had a Clubbing Eddy and then went home. This kind of behaviour is quite normal on the park scene apparently.
Also Nitin?

lol.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:34 pm

I've just googled, apparently "Nitin" is Urdu for "Nike".

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:54 pm

Go and buy him a rampant rabbit today so he can take it home and decide if he wants to be a giver or a reciever. if he enjoys the rabbit more than shagging his ugly mrs then maybe he'l call the wedding off himself

if he doesn't enjoy the rabbit then wedding it is and everybody lives happy ever after and his mrs gets the rabbit as a bonus wedding present. sometimes wish somebody had gone and spoilt my wedding which was a rather expensive one i might add but nowhere near as expensive as my divorce, but then i wouldn't have my kids which is the only good thing to come from 20 years of arguments