Filthy degenerate behaviour. no longer safe for work

'92 Si VTEC · Post by **jjmartin349571** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:05 pm

rob quilter wrote:
jjmartin349571 wrote:Have you seen the balls of steel episode where the guy goes to a flat share interview, and gives himself a 'gentleman's clean' with a toothbrush in the bathroom and gets caught
That has to be on YouTube

I'm lazy though, and this is a fast moving thread. Obviously ball cleaning and cooking oil masturfests are at the forefront of our minds

Post by **rob quilter** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:06 pm

Years and years ago, worked for a company and the area manager was an epic kebab. When he visted us, we'd make him a cup of tea. We'd get the teabag and wipe it all around the inside of the toilet bowl (we never cleaned the toilet) and then make him a cup of tea with it. We had to grit my teeth when he was drinking it, and one of us asked "is your tea ok?" and he always replied "lovely thanks'.

Post by **Howzit37** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:32 pm

Look on the bright side, at least you didn't catch your missus cleaning the cooking oil off him with your scrunchy thing...it can always be worse...

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:34 pm

reasons not to be a kebab No. 18

thats really nasty rob. respect

@howzit37: yes you are sure correct. Thankfully she is physically repulsed by him

she also used the same scrunchy and feels violated same as myself

nitin_s1 · Post by **nitin_s1** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:39 pm

YUCK!!

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:45 pm

they cost pennies tell him he can use it but also use it to clean the toilet but dont tell him keep your own in your wash bag

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:10 pm

Get the dirty muffin out of your house and do not replace him. My wash stuff would be less important than my space being violated every day. Said scrunchy in our house is always hanging off the tap and if you run a bath without moving it my stepson gets his scrunchy washed with MY bath water. No thanks. Get him gone.

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:26 pm

this is so so so simple man

approach him with a friendly smile on your face, explain you've had a think and youve come to the conclusion that you over reacted and as you live together, whats yours is his! tell him hes more than welcome to use your scrunchy and as a gesture of good will you'll even let him claim it for himself!

little does he know that you've mired it in chilli powder

Post by **4thgenphil** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:30 pm

just get naked and hard, climb into bed with him and rub your gentleman's sausage against his back. he'll be out the next day, simples!

this may back fire

Post by **Donald** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:32 pm

drokking hell