Giving preggers mums money to quit smoking. rant

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:02 pm

i have seen you and your not very gracefull lol

Post by **Donald** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:52 pm

He's about as graceful as you are svelte AMIRITE

In all seriousness though, I wonder if there is a link between the iodine tabs they were pumping people with post-Chernobyl and thyroid disorders

not that I'm asking for any personal details of course merc, just sounding things out

at least you're taking an active course against something you can't help, rather than some of these landwhales that do drokk all about something they can help.

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:57 pm

thats what I mean. I am not graceful so you are not fat. Cuddly is prefered by 'the ladies' so I have been told. Its done me no harm.

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:07 pm

Donald wrote:He's about as graceful as you are svelte AMIRITE

In all seriousness though, I wonder if there is a link between the iodine tabs they were pumping people with post-Chernobyl and thyroid disorders not that I'm asking for any personal details of course merc, just sounding things out at least you're taking an active course against something you can't help, rather than some of these landwhales that do drokk all about something they can help.

i dont know buddy mine just seemed to pack up entirely about 9 years ago i didnt put weight on straight away but when i eventually went for a blood test the doctor said he didnt know how i was still functioning

my levels where the lowest he had ever seen.
i still havnt gotten the meds right

YouTube · Post by **Sailor** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:38 pm

The 'fat or not' issue is clouded by statistics. Everyone goes on about BMI and forgets that by this scale, most decent rugby players would be classed obese. On this basis, my son is technically obese and I'm not. He's not fat: I'm carrying useless weight.

I realise that admitting to my wobbliness might count against me for the next question: but is there anyone out there who can make me pregnant so that I can give up smoking? I'll share the government hand-out, of course.

Lovedoctor · Post by **Lovedoctor** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:46 pm

Interesting rant - and a good point raised. The Govt are considering a fine for drivers smoking in their vehicle with children present. On that theory surely pregnant mothers should be fined for smoking rather than giving an incentive of gift vouchers? Sounds like another hair brained scheme!

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:47 pm

@sailor: I'll chuck one up ya if you want but I dont promise anything but Iceland vouchers and a feeling of emptiness....

Smoking in cars with kids is also right out

YouTube · Post by **Sailor** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:52 pm

Lovedoctor wrote:The Govt are considering a fine for drivers smoking in their vehicle with children present. On that theory surely pregnant mothers should be fined for smoking rather than giving an incentive of gift vouchers?

Or we nicotine addicts should be paid for not smoking when kids are in the car?

lewd lude lover wrote:@sailor: I'll chuck one up ya if you want but I dont promise anything but Iceland vouchers and a feeling of emptiness....

Ah, but how do I know it will work?

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:08 am

You dont. Rather like life.

bend over, hold your breath and hope for the best.

YouTube · Post by **Sailor** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:22 am

There's a contradiction here.
You're offering, yet you say "Hope for the best"?