What's your No 1 pet hate on the roads?

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:40 pm

bristol_bb4 wrote:^^ haha no way!? story please!?

Seconded!

macky_6 · Post by **macky_6** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:45 pm

Once upon a time....

The row of shops round the corner from me has a car park on the roof. It's a really tight entrance & it curls really steeply. It also has a wall running between the up & down lanes & it is extremely tricky to navigate at the best of times. The multicoloured paint scrapes on the wall pay testament to that

So , one nice sunny day i was in the middle of turning into the entrance when a nice wee filly caught my eye, so i gave her a lingering look (perv!) and at the last second i realised that i hadn't completed my turn quite correctly. With a panicked saw at the wheel i just managed to avoid a head on collision with the wall but the rear 3/4 didn't quite make it.

Quite a nasty scrape occurred & my wallet was a couple of hundred quid lighter

The dividing wall has since been demolished

You would think i would have learned my lesson but no, still like a perv

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:47 pm

Who doesn't???

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:52 pm

you sir are a true hero

i bet your first words were "totally worth it"

macky_6 · Post by **macky_6** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:06 pm

If i was a true hero i would have saved the crash

Was a good story for the pub though, especially as they all knew the car park well

stk prelude · Post by **stk prelude** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:28 pm

I've crashed while perving too, many years ago.. me and a mate in my civic in Hereford... a very nice blonde in a Saxo going the other way.. we were pulling up at the lights when the car in front stopped... and i did... well after i hit his back bumper a bit... lol they had a pug 106 and the trim on the side popped out... mate turns to me.. " tailgate them mate so they cant see your number plate!!!" so i tailgated them, then when the lights changed i kept very very close then shot off the other way.. very quickly!!! i know i shouldn't laugh but it was many many years ago.. just i love my mates thinking

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:31 pm

I need to crash whilst perving...so I have a story to tell. I'll borrow the fathers Toyota Starlet to do it in though...

He would forgive me as long as I gave description...

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:31 pm

LOL! very harsh! glad its not just me who forgets the important part about driving when nice girls are around though

Post by **Gayno** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:34 pm

What is it about this weather and girls clothes seemingly just "falling off", it should be banned as an illegal distraction to drivers.

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:36 pm

either ban it or ban women from wearing any clothes at all when its over 17 degrees? that way we'd EVENTUALLY get bored of seeing them naked and not be so interested anymore?