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Post by lxstuart » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:08 am

ejector seats always sound cool, imagine the pranks you could play on mates.

But realisticaly, every time you use it you've then got to source a new passenger seat, new roof panel, new seatbelt, and goodness knows what its going to do to the carpet :shock:
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Post by Tashini » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:13 am

lxstuart wrote:ejector seats always sound cool, imagine the pranks you could play on mates.

But realisticaly, every time you use it you've then got to source a new passenger seat, new roof panel, new seatbelt, and goodness knows what its going to do to the carpet :shock:
LMAO!!!

On the plus side, keep a sandwich underneath the seat.

Next time the misses naffs you off, press eject. No misses and she just in essence...made you a toasted sandwich!
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Post by lxstuart » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:17 am

you'd probably have to change sandwiches at least every week though (probably more during summer), otherwise it'd start to smell pretty bad.
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Post by Tashini » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:19 am

Or just put one under when taking the misses somewhere...otherwise it's food at the end of the drive
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