As the best man, how do I stop this wedding?

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:42 am

Gay men spend their money on pot pourri, wine racks and anal sex toys.

I have new method of combat. When the missus spends £100 on shoes, i spend £100 on car cleaning schnizzle. When she moans about the cleaning gear, i reply "but i didn't moan about your shoes".

littlefeller · Post by **littlefeller** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:24 am

wont work, they simply reply - well you want me to look nice dont you.

hey women have had thousands of years to get this right

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:35 am

littlefeller wrote:wondering if this is the reason gay men are always loaded, well around here they are

how do you know all the loaded gay men around your way

littlefeller · Post by **littlefeller** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:40 am

nitin told me

Post by **Merlin** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:50 am

Shiny wrote:Gay men spend their money on pot pourri, wine racks and anal sex toys.

Don't forget back, sack, and crack waxings

littlefeller · Post by **littlefeller** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:55 am

now theres an idea, mobile sack back and crack wax service, could always get one of the kids to do it

one of them needs a job

Post by **Merlin** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:58 am

Ratty could moonlight in his ChipsAway van

littlefeller · Post by **littlefeller** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:07 am

i could do all the female clientele

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:08 am

littlefeller wrote:nitin told me

They aren't loaded for long with Nitin around. Probably explains all the jizz on his back seats.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:08 am

littlefeller wrote:i could do all the female clientele

I'd seriously love a job as fanny bush trimmer/shaver. I'd be happy to go to work each day.