As the best man, how do I stop this wedding?

106pete · Post by **106pete** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:33 am

That sounds like a crazy job, I'd love to chat up a bird in a bar explaining what your job is lol

I bet ud see some nasty sights tho, I know a girl who went to the gum clinic with a postal stamp stuck to her lips, she still claims to have no idea where it came from!

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:07 pm

French letter?

VT3C RUNN3R · Post by **VT3C RUNN3R** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:27 pm

Shiny wrote:
littlefeller wrote:i could do all the female clientele
I'd seriously love a job as fanny bush trimmer/shaver. I'd be happy to go to work each day.

lol unless you could completely discriminate and select your clients, you'd have to deal with the dogs tho too!

Post by **Merlin** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:38 pm

Im sure the ladies would be queing up

Post by **rob quilter** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:48 pm

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:51 pm

VT3C RUNN3R wrote:
Shiny wrote:
littlefeller wrote:i could do all the female clientele
I'd seriously love a job as fanny bush trimmer/shaver. I'd be happy to go to work each day.
lol unless you could completely discriminate and select your clients, you'd have to deal with the dogs tho too!

A fanny is a fanny mate, big ones, small ones, wide ones, tight ones, bushy ones, tidy ones, wet ones, dry ones, lipless ones, big flappy bat wing ones - bag on the head of the ugly women, gas mask for me for the smelly ones and i'm sorted.

Perfect

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:54 pm

Merlin wrote:Im sure the ladies would be queing up

This i fear is the flaw in business plan.

Under my SWOT anaylsis, the "Threats" were noted as "im a fat ugly rhubarb".

But my Strengths noted that i can shave a good un and i am a magician with my fingers.

Post by **Merlin** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:59 pm

Shiny wrote:A fanny is a fanny mate, big ones, small ones, wide ones, tight ones, bushy ones, tidy ones, wet ones, dry ones, lipless ones, big flappy bat wing ones - bag on the head of the ugly women, gas mask for me for the smelly ones and i'm sorted.

You just reminded me of the scene in From Dusk Till Dawn, Cheech Marin's "Come on in Tackle Box lovers!"

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:02 pm

Shiny wrote:
VT3C RUNN3R wrote:
Shiny wrote:
littlefeller wrote:i could do all the female clientele
I'd seriously love a job as fanny bush trimmer/shaver. I'd be happy to go to work each day.
lol unless you could completely discriminate and select your clients, you'd have to deal with the dogs tho too!
A fanny is a fanny mate, big ones, small ones, wide ones, tight ones, bushy ones, tidy ones, wet ones, dry ones, lipless ones, big flappy bat wing ones - bag on the head of the ugly women, gas mask for me for the smelly ones and i'm sorted.

Perfect

its a good job this forum doesn't have any female members to read this

could offend some easily offended people

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:08 pm

Quite the opposite, i expect my inbox to be full of requests from our female members to smooth the hooves