Lude Generation

Another public service announcement

Loads of villages around Norfolk have been hit this last week with pikeys nicking the cats off 4x4s.

You know what they're like, they all know each other so no doubt this will spread.

Cuntbags.

Yep, a mate and my uncle both had theirs hit last weekend, 8 in total on my uncle's road alone.

One of my neighbours saw some young scrote (she guessed about 14) trying to get under cars on my street. I wonder if that's what he was after.

andypont wrote:One of my neighbours saw some young scrote (she guessed about 14) trying to get under cars on my street. I wonder if that's what he was after.

that or petrol

They seem to move around the cuntry doing this I think. Essex had loads of it towards the end of last year. Just take a saw to the exhaust either side of the cat and away.

We dont get cretin like that in our villarge, mainly because we find them and shoot out their gas to their caravans

wurlycorner wrote:They seem to move around the cuntry doing this I think. Essex had loads of it towards the end of last year. Just take a saw to the exhaust either side of the cat and away.

Yep that's exactly what they've done here

A few years back I worked on quite a large job on Canvey Island (can't remember for the life of me what it was, only building a scaffold staircase into a huge pit, but I'm sure you're familiar with the site) but pikeys had nicked the drokking power cables out of the ground.

Had them arrive on to my house back home in Ireland looking for scrap (I had loads of diggers and plant behind my house in my yard) and I just said 'no scrap but I've got a shotgun il go get it' when he saw me coming out the front door with my shotgun he hightailed it up the road in the transit never saw the ugly rhubarb again but then about 6 or 7 months later they came in around my yard and stole the batteries out of all the diggers, plant and even my motorbikes which were locked in a container, the kebabs even took my dog but I got him back a few days later he was chipped and they had dumped him in village nearby because he was a Samoyed husky and ther pretty rare then

drokking pikeys. They nicked the metal partitions out of my mum's horse box, they probably would've taken the whole thing if she hadn't gone overboard with security devices on it (albeit nothing to prevent forcing the ramp open!). We get spates of horse theft locally also. The little shites sneak into the fields at night to case out horses, and put a plat in the mane of the horses they want to nick. Then they come back another night and load them into boxes (no doubt also stolen...). Theiving scum