Lude Generation

Im downloading firmware for a Dell product, im not a bloody Terrorist, Dictator or Bomb maker FFS!!

Please Sir, can you just confirm whether you're a terrorist?

Nope, no, I'm definitely not a terrorist. These are definitely not plastic explosives strapped round my waist and packed in my shoes and I am definitely not holding a Kalashnikov Rifle, or about to board a Malaysian Airways jet with intent to hijack it. Absolutely not.

Ok, thank you for confirming that, all is good to go then, please proceed.

Ask them if they packed the product themselves.

lol, ive had this before aswell.

Its surprising how many products have strong cryptographic functionality which are classed as munitions exports under US law.