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Foglights - A Simple User Guide
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:37 pm
by indigolemon
Wrote this today after driving in fog. It seems many people are frankly morons, and need to be educated.
Enjoy!
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Foglights - A Simple User Guide
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- Q1 - Is it foggy?
YES - Goto question 2
NO - Don't use Foglight(s)
- Q2 - Can you see the car in front?
YES - Turn off front Foglights
NO - Front foglights may be used
- Q3 - Can you see the car behind you in your mirrors?
YES - Turn off rear Foglight(s)
NO - Rear Foglight(s) may be used
FAQ's
Q - Is it acceptable to use front Foglights and Sidelights?
A - Of course not, what's wrong with you?
Q - Are mine driving lights?
A - Do they turn on via a switch with a foglight icon on it? Yes? Then No.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:39 pm
by rob quilter
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:52 pm
by lxstuart
I would probably go further than that.
Q. Do I need to turn on my foglights?
A. No.
In the eight years I've been driving, I've never felt the need to turn on my foglights.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:11 pm
by macky_6
Don't you just hate it when there is a hint of mist in the air and every Tom, gentleman's sausage & Harry has their fog lights on
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:23 pm
by Shiny
Fog lights are cool. Just pretend you have a new car and they are drls.
Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:07 pm
by lxstuart
But you can buy DTRLs from Halfords.
They look really good, and make your car faster too.
All it takes is a couple of nails, and they're like a permanant fixture on the car.
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:06 am
by Ammo
Don't remove the cable from one of your HID's to find a match for the plug they use, and then forget to put it back in the car, then drive in thick fog, and only realise on the drive home 8 hours later in the dark you had forgotten to put said cable back
Doh!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:01 am
by indigolemon
Hahaha! Numpty
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:39 am
by mart609
Q. Is there a douche driving towards you with his foglights on?
Yes - Turn on your foglights
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:43 am
by JayJay
- Q3 - Can you see the car behind you in your mirrors?
YES - Turn off rear Foglight(s)
NO - Rear Foglight(s) may be used
THAT is one thing people learn. Also, when it's pouring with rain don't stick your rear fog light on.
Well, they really need to learn them all but that one annoys me more than most.
