Lude Generation

So herself decided last nite at about 11 o'clock that we would be going to longleat and to cut a long story short them cnnting little monkeys went at my car And I'm now missing a few pieces of car which will be up in the wanted section shortly, it was to dark to check it fully but I am going to need a roof rubber trim thingy, a left indicator and one of those plastic things from the bumper that goes where the fog lights go if my car wasn't poverty spec

there is no way i would take my car through a safari park next time go in her car if she has one

She refuses to pass her test It was funny at first but then you see them running away with car parts I got off lightly, i saw somebody's wing mirror being dragged away and I actuallt saw what looked like a brake light cluster from a Renault Clio on a tree

Ha we went there on Wednesday, even planted a few bits of banana over my omega and they couldn't get anything off. The peugeot 107 infront of us lost both the rubber roof gutters and saw a new audi q7 with a snapped rear wiper lol.

Turbomick1985 wrote:I got off lightly

Sounds like the monkeys got off your lightly

Had you not heard the stories?... They're all true!

Try the £10 bubble-wrap option next time?

I think that will be the way next time or maybe just skip it or borrow someone else's car

I never risk the monkeys haha, just use the skip section area! Not that my 15 year old preludes paint work is mint but I just don't like the idea of a monkey potentially putting scratches all over the car

brilliant. Do you reckon the people that work there have a dedicated ebay page for selling the bits monkeys come back with?!

I drove through there in a mate's honda concerto years ago. The concerto had a rubber spoiler thing on the boot. The monkey's went to town on it, there were chunks missing and monkey bites all over it. My mate was in the car at the time and was going mental