Lude Generation

So there I was waiting for the Postman and the deluge of Birthday Cards I hoped would come. Nothing except a council tax bill and a load of junk mail telling me to insure myself for my funeral and to leave something behind for my loved ones( yes right they will get the effing bill for it!) One of my stepchildren(he is 51) turned up with a card saying he got 10 for a pound and here was mine so that means I am worth 10p to him The other two rang up to say they forgot. Still 2 cards with the one from my wife anyway. Thought I would cheer myself up and see who remembered Granddad Paul on LG on his 71st Birthday,yep sod all here as well Bitter not me, (just try posting an Item for sale without following the rules or starting an nasty argument on here and see what happens!)

The old grey git will bite back(if he could find his teeth)

I am off to polish my elbow crutches now so goodnight all

Ah Paul, feel bad for you you know we on here won't forget about you, birthday or not

That's sad. I hope you had a good day, aside from the card famine.

Just make sure you treat yourself to something nice on their birthdays

Relax, Paul.
There's only 178 days to go to Grandparent's Day ...

... pop this in envelope with a stamp this for later use?

Happy birthday fella.

Welcome to the forum

Who are you? are you the guy from the Council that brings me my incontinence pads every week?

Is this another one of your jokes? I don't get it.

Belated happy birthday to you though Paul. Seems if you're not on Facebook these days no one will "remember" your birthday anymore.

paul bristol uk wrote:Who are you? are you the guy from the Council that brings me my incontinence pads every week?

No, he's the guy that collects them after

NafemanNathan wrote:

paul bristol uk wrote:Who are you? are you the guy from the Council that brings me my incontinence pads every week?

No, he's the guy that uses them after

Edited, for accuracy.