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Spider
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 10:58 pm
by jjmartin349571
So I'm lying in bed reading the forum on my iPhone, when I feel my shoulder tickling... Look over to find a spider staring at me
in the panic he fell on the bed and did a runner whilst I failed to catch him due to me being a massive wuss. He's now gone down the gap between the bed and the wall
jobby
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 10:59 pm
by mercutio
nothing wrong with spiders they kill other more nasty stuff
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:10 pm
by jjmartin349571
mercutio wrote:nothing wrong with spiders they kill other more nasty stuff
Yeah, stuff like me!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:12 pm
by fweakyg
hahahaha i bet u even screamed like a girl
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:20 pm
by 4thgenphil
hoover time!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:25 pm
by jjmartin349571
fweakyg wrote:hahahaha i bet u even screamed like a girl
they're very scary!! How many man points would I lose if I took my duvet and went to sleep on my sofa
4thgenphil wrote:hoover time!
Nooo if I do that I will get bad spider karma!! Kill one spider and it means a bigger one will turn up to get you
On the subject my dad flushes them down the toilet?! They're not a goldfish
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:40 pm
by fweakyg
Think u shudda kept that bit to ur self and got away with doing it lool
jjmartin349571 wrote: they're very scary!! How many man points would I lose if I took my duvet and went to sleep on my sofa
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:41 pm
by NafemanNathan
jjmartin349571 wrote:Nooo if I do that I will get bad spider karma!! Kill one spider and it means a bigger one will turn up to get you
If that's true, then my time will come when I get crushed by a spider!
I say uproute and move!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:45 pm
by jjmartin349571
fweakyg wrote:Think u shudda kept that bit to ur self and got away with doing it lool
jjmartin349571 wrote: they're very scary!! How many man points would I lose if I took my duvet and went to sleep on my sofa
Haha yeah I should've kept quiet, now I just have to lie here and accept the fact that at some point the spider will come back, and will crawl in my mouth as I sleep
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:47 pm
by jjmartin349571
NafemanNathan wrote:jjmartin349571 wrote:Nooo if I do that I will get bad spider karma!! Kill one spider and it means a bigger one will turn up to get you
If that's true, then my time will come when I get crushed by a spider!
Or put into a gigantic glass and chucked out the back door