So, it's my usual evening - my girlfriend comes over after work, watch a bit of tv. Then I remembered I needed petrol. So we go and jump in my Golf, I'm just pulling out of my drive when I slam on the brakes. Look what some wanker did to my girlfriend's car
It looks even worse in the flesh. No insurance details left, nobody asked around who's car it was. Just smashed into it and drove off. It's not even a small dent, you'd know if you hit it as there'd be a jobby load of noise and the front end of your car would be drokked

rang the police and they're not interested, unsurprisingly. So all we can do is leave it, or pay out of our own pocket which is going to be absolutely crippling as we're just moving out for the first time

we can't even consider claiming on insurance as we have a couple of other insurance policies and our premiums would be buggered if we got the insurance involved. I just can't believe people don't give a jobby about how much they can drokk somebody else's life up, so long as they can make their life easier. I know a fair few bodyshops around here though, so I've been putting the word out for them to keep an eye out for a red car with front end damage and traces of blue paint - I can't tell you how much I hope they show their wretched little face up.
All in all, jobby evening
