Lude Generation

Just the other day I was walking along and saw a row of about 8 cars all parked on double yellow lines. All of them had a ticket and I sort of found this funny. Not so much because someone had got a ticket, but that one person must've parked there (probably risking it and hoping they wouldn't get a ticket), and then 7 others thought it would be okay and stupidly followed suit. That's one smart person and 7 idiots at best.

I went out to the car 5 minutes ago to find I had a ticket. I park in a permit only area and stupidly forgot to put my permit up yesterday

Anyone else have any related incidents like this? Like laughing at someone for tripping and then tripping yourself (but keep those ones to yourself, they're poo )

were not supposed to park our delivery van outside the shop because it isnt a loading bay, my boss thought he was the kiddy and parked there anyway - got a ticket obviously and we all ripped him to shreads about it for months!

few weeks ago we got a brand new van, i parked it just literally a few cm over the white line in our car park because some ASSHOLE had parked almost parallel. went out 30 mins later to move it and both the van and the assholes car had been towed i personally dont think its my fault! it was the only space left in the car park and its not my fault some clown couldnt park for jobby which resulted in me having to park (and i mean literally) a few cm over the line! £350 fine later and were in the process of fighting it

I was talking to my neighbour this week, and I bragged that I hadn't been stopped by the cops for about 20 years.
Two days later I was pulled over for speeding.

didnt take you for the sort of guy that speeds push!

I was only doing 88mph on the motorway.
I think they pulled me because I overtook them.

Pushki wrote:I was only doing 88mph on the motorway.
I think they pulled me because I overtook them.

points?

Slapped wrist.

Happy ending for all?

Once I laughed at someone falling over and next day a bird did a poo on me.

A bird j!zzed on you?