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Nothing ever happens in Norfolk...

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:28 am
by Donald
...but it's all going on in my house in the last 12 hours!


Last night Wendy (the cat) decided she was going to fall off the windowsill and get her back leg caught in between the edge of the sill and the radiator. She made the worst noise I think I've ever heard and I rushed in to see her hanging upside down with her leg all twisted up and she was trying to breakdance or something. Luckily she didn't break anything, just shook her up and probably hurt a lot, but she has a luxating patella (basically her kneecap dislocates itself) so I think that probably prevented major injury. Anyway, all painkillered up and she's doing alright :)

Now enough about the cat.


Woke up this morning to find the other cat being weird because of someone trying to break into the back gardens on my street! I live in a terrace and my row and the next street over share an alleyway that goes between the back gardens. Creepy dancer was kneeling on the floor on the other side of the gate, so the hound was released and he drokked off. Went up to the bathroom window to see what was going on and the guy was trying to get into another garden a few houses along! Decided to run out there to try scare him off (laughable really because I'm built like a racing snake) but by the time I opened the gate he'd gone.

Someone had some bikes stolen from their back garden a few weeks ago so I think it's probably the same guy. Good job I was home today really otherwise I could be a few possessions short!


Okay that's all. Just had to tell someone because I'm all alone :(

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:45 am
by indigolemon
Download an mp3 recording of a party, and play it really loud?

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:49 am
by Donald
indigolemon wrote:Download an mp3 recording of a party, and play it really loud?
Is this to scare off potential robbers or to make myself feel like I have friends? :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:52 am
by indigolemon
It works for both. Just keep your eyes shut :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:26 am
by Supermarine Blues
I usually find going for them stark bollock naked & reading them their fortune has the desired effect. Last guy was seen 2 miles later on CCTV still running for his life. Even Dave the police Rottweiler couldn't catch him.

A neighbour's house got turned over a few days later, so presumably he knew his life was worthless anyway.

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:32 pm
by honda-hardy
body of a racing snake! Classic. :lol: