
Theres one that talks about some crystal thing you can eat to make you better or something, and their closing words are, no joke:
"It's so pure you can even sleep in it!"
I mean, WTF! All the adverst are directed the stupidest of the stupid, and it feels like someones trying to cram a load of junk into your brain with the way phone numbers are repeated 3 or 4 times in a row in quick succession.
Always wanted to visit there, but if thats what advertising is like I really don't want to live there
