Lude Generation

So I live with this guy. He is a trial to say the least. I have no respect for his ability to care for himself as he cant and he has the lowest personal hygien standards of anyone i have ever met.

there have been a number of situations 'like' this but this, I feel, is just a step too drokking far.


I have a bath scrunchy thing right? one of those tight weave plastic things you get a good scrub on with.






I have caught him red handed using it


He bought some new shower gel (sure purity the drokking irony!). my scrunchy stank of the cheap nasty stuff so I asked him if he knew why??

He bare faced lied to me and told me it must have just got splashed. 'Bullfuckingshit you jubby rhubarb' I thought.

Next morning he came downstairs and owned up to using it. I dared not ask for how long

I called him a filthy degenerate animal. Never wanted to smack a kebab so much in my life. If we didn't need the money I would have chucked the dirty animal out right there and then.


Is it me or is using someone elses shower stuff just drokking nasty?



one of the other 'senarios' would include:

''where's the cooking oil?'

'Oh, sorry, its in my bedroom'

Is this the guy that bought fabric softener and thought it was the actual detergent?

Did you ask why the cooking oil was in his room?!

Thats nasty! I would of thrown him out lol.

I had a housem8 who would take other housem8s deodorant, gel, etc.. he also used my shower so god knows

he would do other weird stuff, cotton buds down the plug etc..

again he cant really look after himself, very careless guy too

at least your guy had the balls to own up in the end I suppose

no, different one.

I didn't need to ask donald. I really really didn't need to ask... Like you know day follows night I knew why it was in his bedroom...

I'm with you on this Lewd!
I don't share my towels, facecloths or my toothbrush with anyone. For their sake as well as my own.

I am a bit OCD on the personal hygiene though.

thats the only reason i have not put him on notice. that he felt bad and came and told me.


how can you be angry with an autistic puppy when it ownes up to shitting on your best jumper?

@pushki: exactly. Biggest fear now is 'has he been using my razor'?



I have seen some of the skanks he called girlfriend

sick.

I can't really offer an opinion on this subject. I don't like my peas in my potatoes, if I notice my toothbrush leaning against hers--new toothbrush please, saliva on fingers freaks me out too. I remember this girl in high school used to always suck her thumb, then would take it straight from her mouth to food/a pen/a book/a computer. That was retch-worthy.

I would worry about razers, damn expensive these days

you could employ wash bag rule on the household, pain in the ass tho to accommodate frankly weird behaviour