Lude Generation

The road was empty and there was a nice smooth curve coming up.. So I was going really fast 29.999mph and then some idiot just decided to cross the road without any indication what so ever ... So I slammed my brakes really hard. I know my pads and discs need changing but I noticed the handbrake light came up on the dash board plus my engine oil light too. Handbrake light was there for a good minute but the engine oil light went out as soon as I moved off.

I thought the engine oil light came up as the car might be low on oil and as I slammed my brakes the oil pressure droped. (I think) .. So decided to check the oil levels and it was low. I tried to top it up but that's where I failed. It was really dark outside and no light there so ended up dropping good few bit around the engine bay. I tried to clean it up by what ever I had in my car.. Had a pillow cover (Don't know how that got there ).. But there is quite a lot of oil still there.

That was my fail for today..

Anyone got any better fail they did today.. ( just so that I feel a bit better)

Epic fail.

All my day consisted off was selling a laptop for £1000, and booking in a shed load of work! New boss = impressed as feck.

Made 9 windows to the wrong spec (too high as opposed to insufficient). If the customer decides to object I'll have to do the job again and will have wasted just over £150 worth of glass plus other materials and about 4 hours.

Get home and the dog has managed to open my backpack and ripped up a box of sleeping pills. Not sure if he ate any though

Excellent end to the week

I spent the morning under the dash of BMW trying to hide wiring looms as it has had most of it's dash removed for "weight saving"

I sneezed and goo came out the nose.

I sharted

I drank 3 pints of Coors Light and almost liked it

damn sneaky those canadians

spent £100 on the merc and a few hours fitting parts only to find its not solved the problem

Tried driving my car with four 17's alloys and four tyres in the lude.. i almost crashed.. never again will i be that silly..