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Post by indigolemon » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:55 pm

They're fitting new signs on the outside of the business centre my Company has offices in today. Happily it's all being fitted to the wall of my actual office. So far I've sat through an hour of masonry drills being tortured. I can't take calls, my headphones can't cover it, and I have to shout to be heard by colleagues.

THIS IS HORRENDOUS :evil:
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Post by Merlin » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:22 pm

Sounds fun! Go out and verbally abuse them :D
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Post by Shiny » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:34 pm

Think yourself lucky, they have dug up the whole road outside our office and are relaying it. Road will be shut for 3 weeks.

Then we are moving office, so have to sort that out too!
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Post by Donald » Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:41 pm

If you want an annoying noise try carrying a 20ft scaffold tube and having some idiot 10ft behind you hit it with his spanner. Gives a really pleasant ring. :lol:

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Post by lxstuart » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:32 pm

I can't imagine you carrying scaf poles.

Jus sayin.
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Post by indigolemon » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:33 pm

lxstuart wrote:I can't imagine you carrying scaf poles.
Protection innit? No one will mess with a 12 foot scaf pole :lol:
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Post by lxstuart » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:36 pm

That would be a strange fetish :?
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Post by indigolemon » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:40 pm

Ha! Not that sort of protection :lol:
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Post by bb4life » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:48 pm

i had to listen to irish fella sing all day today, nearly drove me to drugs.

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Post by paul bristol uk » Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:15 pm

I was having a lie in and all I could here was Lorraine bloody Kelly on the downstairs TV. I don't do happy and chirpy in the morning!
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