This is going to be blunt since my internet is being a total rhubarb this evening and I've just been logged out as I was posting, so I've lost what I wrote before. This is probably for the best as I'm a boring muffin at times.
I'm interested in personal experience over reciting a comparative spec list from myosisthebest.com unless you know what you're talking about and can relate this to everyday use. Keep your iOS vs. Android vs. your mum opinions to yourself unless you're being constructive.
Basically I'm looking at getting a tablet of some sort because I'm getting the arse with lugging a laptop around for minimal use.
Needs:
Quick enough that it wont be noticeably slow when browsing multiple tabs and other stuff
Some sort of word processor built in or app that isn't total dogshit
Good display, I don't want to feel like I'm using a Sony Ericsson from 2003
An interface that makes sense and doesn't look like someone with too much Duplo experience designed it
A touchscreen that works, none of this press the screen and 5 seconds later something happens
Small (so probably sub 8" otherwise I might as well stick with my laptop)
Fairly decent battery life, I wont be watching tons of videos, mainly for browsing
Nice amount of storage but not essential
Maybe with the option of 3G but as long as it has WiFi I'm not too bothered
I don't care for cameras
Looking for suggestions of what's on the market today, but since I wont be getting anything until autumn a heads up on releases later this year would be appreciated

Also external hard drives. Lacie seems to be the go-to brand, any other suggestions? 1TB with Thunderbolt would be nice.
Cheers!