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Post by lxstuart » Sat May 04, 2013 4:12 pm

...or does the yawn smily look like a cum-face


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Post by honda-hardy » Sat May 04, 2013 4:29 pm

only coz your mrs yawns when you jump on her. :lol:

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Post by LewisH » Sat May 04, 2013 4:30 pm

:lol:

+rep for that honda-hardy :lol:
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Post by lxstuart » Sat May 04, 2013 4:31 pm

honda-hardy wrote:only coz your mrs yawns when you jump on her. :lol:
So does yours, now you mention it :P
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Post by honda-hardy » Sat May 04, 2013 4:37 pm

ive just asked her, thats not a yawn... she is gasping for breath you fatty.

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Post by handsomedanc » Sat May 04, 2013 5:22 pm

:pop: :pop:

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Post by lxstuart » Sat May 04, 2013 5:54 pm

I don't see how that works, I normally bend her over. She likes it up the wrong'un, doesn't she ;)

She usually asks me to junk on your pillow too, is that something you've asked for, or is she just a bit messed up?
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Post by mercutio » Sat May 04, 2013 5:59 pm

lxstuart wrote:I don't see how that works, I normally bend her over. She likes it up the wrong'un, doesn't she ;)

She usually asks me to junk on your pillow too, is that something you've asked for, or is she just a bit messed up?
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Post by honda-hardy » Sat May 04, 2013 6:03 pm

lxstuart wrote:I don't see how that works, I normally bend her over. She likes it up the wrong'un, doesn't she ;)

She usually asks me to junk on your pillow too, is that something you've asked for, or is she just a bit messed up?
the reason she requests to be bent over is because she would rather except the wrong'un and bear the pain that ensues than look at your ugly red face sweating over her, after all pain will heal, and what has been seen, cant be unseen.

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