A really nice spoiler

Post by **Kawa** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:48 am

Shiny wrote:Who do i have to apologise to now then....

My Gran. One day she might read this on her interweb sewing machine and may take offence. Sewing machines not having a keyboard, she will not be able to reply. I am therfore revoking all sandwich rights and lunchtimes will have to spent in the corner.

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:02 am

Your Gran has already apologised. mate...last time she served me up her beef and mayo sandwich, she kept saying "sorry, this has never happened before, i feel like its my first time..."

JayJay · Post by **JayJay** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:30 am

Not sure whether I should be vomiting or not... ?

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:44 pm

Yes your Gran likes my meat and two veg so much she said she would bend over backwards to please me for another helping!

Post by **Kawa** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:53 pm

I wouldn't put anything past you Paul

By the way, you are double banned for bending my gran

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:24 pm

Kawa wrote:I wouldn't put anything past you Paul

By the way, you are double banned for bending my gran

I will give you a thick ear you little bugger. You can't ban your own Grandfather, because if you do I will post your baby photo's on the forum!

Post by **Kawa** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:03 pm

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:14 pm

paul bristol uk wrote:
Kawa wrote:I wouldn't put anything past you Paul

By the way, you are double banned for bending my gran
I will give you a thick ear you little bugger. You can't ban your own Grandfather, because if you do I will post your baby photo's on the forum!

Surely it will take you ages to sort through all those different kiddie pics you have on your pc?

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:22 pm

Kawa wrote:

Good Boy.
BUT
I still have a bone to pick with you.
Since you serviced that machine of hers it now has two speeds, fast and jumping about the dinning room table. The bobbin flew out and broke her best glasses and I have spent the last 2 hours unpicking the stitching holding her thumb and forefinger together. Now who is going to make my tea then? Cor flipping kids whq'd have em!

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:26 pm

"Surely it will take you ages to sort through all those different kiddie pics you have on your pc?"
What do you think I am? A bloody Roman Catholic Priest!