LG Meet...

Post by **indigolemon** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:10 pm

Gayno wrote:
Tashini wrote:Plus I can't drive my lude on the pc...
It should be noted that there are a couple of us on here with PCs in our Lude's.....

And pens/pencils in the top pocket of their shirts. And NHS specs

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:26 pm

if car PCs crash, do you have to turn the engine off, then on again?

I'm sure someone on here with a car PC must've crashed before

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:54 pm

I cant wait for the video edit of the meet

XXXXXXX rated 'not to watched'

this is going to be epic.

i will have a clear drive in a week or so so ill get pics up of the venue.

Post by **Howzit37** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:39 pm

It's incredible just how far off topic this has become.

It started off with a simple enquiry about a simple meet and since then we have learned that Lewd Lude Lover has a huge garden and plans to shoot an x-rated film in it, JJmartin is going to attempt to put an engine in his car with a tool made for shoes.

As a result of Bristol_BB4/Ste downing copious amounts of Monster, he turns into a friendly perv, he also seems to be a Jedi perv that talks like Yoda.

JayJay is a generous man that likes to pay for ferries and also brews his own beer.

LXStuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.

It seems that although chloroform is unfortunately administered prior to some particularily lewd acts, Tashini still like the smell...regardless of what time of day it is.

I now feel a lot closer to all of you

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:42 pm

hahahaha thats the most epic post ive read on this forum so far, top marks to you

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:45 pm

Howzit37 wrote:It's incredible just how far off topic this has become.

It started off with a simple enquiry about a simple meet and since then we have learned that Lewd Lude Lover has a huge garden and plans to shoot an x-rated film in it, JJmartin is going to attempt to put an engine in his car with a tool made for shoes.

As a result of Bristol_BB4/Ste downing copious amounts of Monster, he turns into a friendly perv, he also seems to be a Jedi perv that talks like Yoda.

JayJay is a generous man that likes to pay for ferries and also brews his own beer.

LXStuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.

It seems that although chloroform is unfortunately administered prior to some particularily lewd acts, Tashini still like the smell...regardless of what time of day it is.

I now feel a lot closer to all of you

thats about the long and short of it.

sounds like a laugh

Post by **4thgenphil** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:47 pm

lewd lude lover wrote:way to scare off the ladies guys

GOOD! its not a proper lemon party if there's a female involved!

Post by **4thgenphil** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:50 pm

Tashini wrote:http://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/

For all of you who cba to google it!

I know! I live literally a 15 minute drive from it!

expensive though, alot of the stuff they have in there is in tesco's etc now!

Post by **Gayno** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:55 pm

lxstuart wrote:if car PCs crash, do you have to turn the engine off, then on again?

I'm sure someone on here with a car PC must've crashed before

Not if you're sensible and fit a switch on the dashboard somewhere

If not, then yes you would!

Post by **Kawa** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:07 pm

bristol_bb4 wrote:Pffft tents are for noobs! Ill be setting up camp in the boot of my lude

Nitin will be camping in his headlights.