National meet jibberjabber. non essential chat.

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:45 pm

Copied from t'other thread but pasted here to avoid clutter

lewd lude lover wrote:This is just after the medieval festival so if you wanted to collect and bring empty plastic milk bottles to chop up with my swords please do.
There is also room for offroad RC cars/truggies, kites etc so bring your toys.

Ok, Is there anything you would rather we didn't bring?
I ask as I seem to have quite a collection.

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:42 pm

Not bothered about dead hookers or turnips. Otherwise how do you mean?

nitin_s1 · Post by **nitin_s1** » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:25 pm

I will bring normal hot chicken.. So we can eat it and party and not put butt plug up our arses the next day

nitin_s1 · Post by **nitin_s1** » Wed Apr 30, 2014 4:27 pm

I was meant to go Portugal on that week but I'm looking to put that trip a week back so I can attend the meet.

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:39 pm

And you will get props if you can

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Wed May 07, 2014 7:21 pm

Well if people really want to "play" with swords etc, why not chip in for a pig carcass?

Post by **lewd lude lover** » Wed May 07, 2014 8:36 pm

Because you need to know what you are doing, rather like a gun.
bone is hard and will break swords that are badly handled so 4pt milk jugs is whats there.

I do plan on buying a pig to test cut on though. Thatll be a private sitting though.

The "S" express · Post by **honda-hardy** » Wed May 07, 2014 8:52 pm

i will bring a first aid kit.

and before anyone says it..... its not for the pig. that will be too far gone.

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Wed May 07, 2014 8:53 pm

Do we actually have any first aiders attending?

Just out of interest.

The "S" express · Post by **honda-hardy** » Wed May 07, 2014 8:55 pm

me.

but im not sewing on any severed limbs. they will be chucked in the ice bucket with the drinks till the meds come.