BMW 323I SE Automatic (E36) 1997

[Peachy]

stop now before its too late. it doesnt even look central.

I did one better....I rewinded back and took it off!!

[lewd lude lover]

neither of you are 'driving beemer' in your headspace...thats the problem

You dont get let out when driving a beeeeeemer guys you push your way to the point of no return and chuck a load of torque and a middle finger to the oncoming traffic and get about your day.

It took me a little while to understand this difference but its only other beeeeeemer drivers that will let you out with a smile.

I get checked out by beemer women loads now though. Milfs and cougars eyeing my swagger

[4th Gen Doug]

I am trying really hard to not use my indicators, but its not easy. However, I have started parking in disabled spaces and even parking diagonally across 2 ordinary spaces when disabled ones aren't available..

Still trying to master undertaking, and driving 10 cm behind the car in front with full beam on tho..

[lewd lude lover]

Ahhh, now we hit a problem.....

These are advanced Beeeeemer skillz and should ONLY be undertaken by purchasers of NEW beeeemers. To attempt any of these advanced methods in a second hand beeeemer invites retribution from all other drivers.

You gotta be careful out there

[4th Gen Doug]

Ahhh, now we hit a problem.....

These are advanced Beeeeemer skillz and should ONLY be undertaken by purchasers of NEW beeeemers. To attempt any of these advanced methods in a second hand beeeemer invites retribution from all other drivers.

That would explain the really deep scratches I have down the side of my car, and the alarming number of slashed tyres I've been getting recently...