Lude Generation

hey all,


well have I got a bargain for you guys and gals!!

recently purchased my prelude and this little beauty was nesting in my engine bay..... I've had to remove it due to the advanced power that it was generating.....



but hey my loss is someone else's gain eh?? I cant guarantee it but from reading the end of the can (possibly a perforated Heinz beans tin with the label removed I'll test this theory later!) it says MAX POWER so I'd expect performance gains of anywhere in the region of 1000 (imaginary) HP so this will indeed give you MAX POWER!!



they even saved weight by making the pipe so short that it doesn't go near where the standard air box was this leaves a huge gap for err improved air flow plus it keeps the filter nice and toasty warm almost resting on the rocker cover! it even frees up the space to perhaps add in a extra maxpower cone for even max'er'er power then who knows you could even go trouble Veyron's! (I don't see the need for extra pipe work in this even just throw the filter in the gap same effect really).... I'll leave that to the serious tuners though!





I'm expecting bidding to be very..... absent.... on this so don't hang around

I'll get some more pic's later (providing this isn't pulled down by that point )

if someone is willing to buy this it'll be collection only.... as i'll need to look you in the eyes to see if you can handle MAX POWER!!!

Nice ad!!! I like your style.

How much are you after? I have a budget of £200, so if it's more than that I'll have to look elsewhere...

well I'm after MAX money obviously.... but I really cant afford to give you £200 to take it away.......

I suppose I could drop down to a fiver.

If you pop it in a plastic bag with your fiver inside and leave it in your wheelie bin at the end of the drive, I'll send my mates around on a Thuuuursday ( ) morning to pick it up for me.

Deal?...

I like this ad..I truly hope you get what you deserve for it.

Would a 'just friends' dry fisting suffice as a deposit?

I tried installing it in the wheeliebin as requested but it just kept trying to drive to the nearest Halfords car park and sit there all night??? so I had to remove it.... it was a nice fit though and it made the bin sound really beefy!!



(don't worry people its now out of the bin!!)

as for the fisting offer I feel the last owner was well and truly fisted when buying this piece of automotive art so any more would be overkill....

hum still no confirmed bid's yet eh....... well lets see what we can do about that!

I've just been sat for the last 4 hours admiring the workmanship that's gone into this hi-tech induction kit and I couldn't help notice that it has some yellow in the end of the cone (before anyone even thinks to suggest it its NOT man milk!! at least nothing to do with me anyway!!)

I can only assume that this is in fact horse power? hopefully this has not leaked from my car but was instead added by the scientists in a sterile lab as part of the build process......

That's actually aftermarket silver iodide you've hit the jackpot.