Lude Generation

Hey guys.

So getting the lude on the road cost a little more than i thought and ate into my Exhaust fund.

Im not happy about this so I have decided to liquidate some other toys to off set this shortfall

This is not a firearm. This is an air pistol. A dogs bollocks air pistol but an air pistol none the less.

I am asking £350 for everything in the pictures delivered.

Do a little research and see what a bargain this really is.










The pistol alone goes for £260 new


this is part of the advert I will be using.


Umarex Baretta 92fs in Nickel with wood grips. In perfect condition.

With this sale:

Spare set of wood grips (both sets have been oiled for aesthetic look and protection).

Spare plastic grip.

5 x Umarex 8 shot magazines.

1 x Quality trigger lock.

500 quality pistol pellets.

1 x Bottle of airpistol oil.

LEFT and RIGHT Nylon 'Shaped to gun' holsters.

RIGHT Leather Holster.

FOBUS BR2 Professional Retaining holster.

43 x Umarex C02 canisters (refills, unused).

Complete frame (nickel, polished).

All major exterior components (polished to a high shine).

Many internal parts and complete valve housing.

List of parts and parts codes for all repalcements needed for polished pistol.

Quality pistol target (suitable upto .22 firearm)

A number of sturdy home made metal targets.

All recipts and paperwork


I am selling this complete collection and offering free delivery to your door within 70 miles of Stroud.

The pistol is in tip top condition and can be seen firing if requested.
I always put a drop of oil on every cartridge and kept all the moving parts well lubricated.

The other pistol is one I bought 'spares or repair'.
The frame and all the major exterior parts have been polished by Dremmel
and autosol as the original matt finish was in poor condition. This has brought them up to a high reflective shine.
I had plans to buy the bits needed to repair and have a twin rig.
It would take between £40 and £70 to bring this second pistol back to full working order.
This would depend on your technical ability.

Otherwise use it as a spares and modification opportunity as all parts can be swapped over if you wish.


The holsters were bought from a number of online shops and I had the twin nylons made to order.
The FOBUS holster does not fit the pistol but it has a high resale value and is in BNIB condition.

There are 43 CO2 canisters. All are Umarex Branded and all are unused.

The targets are great when hit. They each give a different ''Pichaooo'' noise when your on target.
The Red target is for sharp shooting practice.

This pistol and all this associated equipment has cost me well in exess of £600.
I need to see it gone to a good home asap so I am offering to deliver the whole lot for free anywhere within
70 miles of Stroud along the M5 motorway. Any further than that and I will charge .35p per mile.

This is a rare opportunity to take the whole shop home and forget about aftersale costs for ages. If you have any questions please give me a call.


Asking £350

let me know if you fancy it

GLWTS. Had one like this (although not as good!) a few years ago, loads of fun, especially for that price. The fact that you have 43 canisters to go with it is a massive plus!

its going on gunstar tomorrow. just thought id pass it by the members first. bloody great fun with a few beer onboard out in the garden

Want so badly! Looks great fun.

best is a few kebab sticks stuck in the ground and then empty cans of beer on top of them.... the more cans you have to shoot at the less accurate you become had plenty good times with friends trying to hit the furthest with neither eye working right!

... Is that because you've shot yourself in it?

Quick question... Can it kill a man? ...

NafemanNathan wrote:...Quick question... Can it kill a man? ...

No, but a rapper can.

LLL - my dad had a few (real ) guns in SA, used to shoot beer cans in the garden with the air rifle. Never let us use the shotgun though...

@nathan:

lewd lude lover wrote: This is not a firearm. This is an air pistol. A dogs bollocks air pistol but an air pistol none the less.

yes you could kill a man with this. you would be using it as a bludgeon but it is about 4oz heavier than the real thing so sure as bum droppings is brown you could stave in some pricks skull pan with it


@jayjay: weak shotguns are funny.