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Knob 'ed Citroen CX Owner

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:33 am
by wurlycorner
Very rare model (but not as rare as the bullshitter makes out);

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-CITROEN- ... 1c44096091

Looks pretty good, but you can tell it's currently owned by a complete and utter arse;
Peoples mouths drop open when it drifts by slammed on the floor.
:tosser:

I bet they do.
Most people will be looking at you thinking 'why are you driving a car with broken suspension' (as in actually broken, rather than swear filter broken suspension...) or 'why are you ruining a classic car'
Those in the know will be looking at it thinking, 'fantastic way to trash the suspension arm roller bearings (which you can also tell by photo no.2 incidentally) ruin the bump stops and ensure you drive along with no rear brakes, not to mention scrape the drokk out of the bottom of the car'.

What a complete and utter gentleman's sausage.

How does a car like this end up in the hands of such a complete fuckwit?

:roll:

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:37 am
by bennyboy
And why the hell are you still looking at them?! :lol: ;)

Also, he has a wheel stuck in his carb.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:01 pm
by NafemanNathan
bennyboy wrote:Also, he has a wheel stuck in his carb.
I presume previous crash damage :?

Incidentally, how do these get around mini roundabouts?

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:02 pm
by wurlycorner
bennyboy wrote:And why the hell are you still looking at them?! :lol: ;)
I always look, whether I have the cash or intention of buying, or not (as is now the case!) :?

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:25 pm
by farlow
"None payers will be laser beamed" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:29 pm
by NafemanNathan
Shame it didn't say will be face palmed ;-)

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:01 pm
by Donald
:lol:

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:07 pm
by lxstuart
Why on earth would anybody in their right mind want to drive one of these things.


:poke:

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:39 pm
by Vtecmec
Citroen owners. :roll: :P

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:25 pm
by paul bristol uk
lxstuart wrote:Why on earth would anybody in their right mind want to drive one of these things.


:poke:
Calling me insane? I have had 5 (saloons and estates) Better than crappy preludes when they start(not good on rainy days they go on strike) :lol: