Lude Generation

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:57 pm**

men never need days of for monthly genital clear outs!

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:59 pm**

Days off work? Never had one because of that!

Days off sex? There are ways around that!

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:01 pm**

Tashini wrote:Days off sex? There are ways around that!

Around the back?!

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:06 pm**

That's one way, yes.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:07 pm**

Well in my experience, the only other way is round the front, but we've just rules that out!

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:11 pm**

We'd be bragging down the pub and seeing who's rhubarb stretched the most.

We'd take the drugs too, none of this "I want a natural drug free birth blah blah.

No birthing pools either. Hospital beds shaped like ferraris for us.

Gays will banned from getting pregnant and will have to have compulsory abortions if they do. Don't want them camping up a manly childbirth with rainbows and jobby.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:13 pm**

Or

there is the drop to your knees and make sure your man is pleased way.

It basically turns into blow job week!

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:14 pm**

Towels on the bed, rainbow gentleman's sausage, problem solved.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:16 pm**

Screw natural! I'm having drugs!

I'm not being in pain when I don't have to be.

I am hard as nails though. Could totally do it on a singular paracetamol tablet.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:17 pm**

For me, not am opt.on.

Don't engage in blood sports. Lol

Lude Generation

A night of "company" with Katurah