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Post by lewd lude lover » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:20 am

@paul: he cant pay his rent on time more than 4 times in a year and he has a full time job. The guy will never have a car. He did used to drive about in an old bus he lived in but never had licence, insurance or MOT :evil:
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Post by Donald » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:21 am

Did you even interview this guy before he moved in? :lol:

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Post by indigolemon » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:22 am

Was he in the house before you moved in? Came with the property so to speak?
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Post by lewd lude lover » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:30 am

no, we choose to let him in two and half years ago. i thought we had moved passed the pissing in mugs because the bathroom is 4 paces away and the cooking oil wanking but this has totally negated any respect I could have built.

It's like he is a badly trained 13 year old boy that just does not get it.

We do need the rent and most of the time he is not too annoying but things like this really test my ability not to stab.
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Post by Lude-dude » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:33 am

couldnt you just let him loose in the field and hunt him down with your horse and bow :lol:
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Post by lewd lude lover » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:07 am

he would love that unfortunatly. there really is no low to which he is not already below i'm afraid.

Hey, at least he teaches me patience. Something I find to be in precious little supply normally :lol: :x
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Post by lxstuart » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:42 pm

Have you thought of harvesting his internal organs?

They go for quite a bit, which should cover your losses from the lack of rent money.
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Post by 4thgenphil » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:43 pm

find me a 35k a year job with a company car and i'll move in with you :lol:
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Post by Dino » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:39 pm

Just wrong James. Get him gone. Lets just hope hes not using your tooth brush.

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Post by Dino » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:47 pm

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Where was that cooking oil?

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