Because you are lame? Or a geek? Or to busylxstuart wrote:How the hell have I only just noticed this thread?
Welcome to LG Tits, I mean Tash.


Cheers...I think...
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.