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What's your No 1 pet hate on the roads?
Once upon a time....
The row of shops round the corner from me has a car park on the roof. It's a really tight entrance & it curls really steeply. It also has a wall running between the up & down lanes & it is extremely tricky to navigate at the best of times. The multicoloured paint scrapes on the wall pay testament to that
So , one nice sunny day i was in the middle of turning into the entrance when a nice wee filly caught my eye, so i gave her a lingering look (perv!) and at the last second i realised that i hadn't completed my turn quite correctly. With a panicked saw at the wheel i just managed to avoid a head on collision with the wall but the rear 3/4 didn't quite make it.
Quite a nasty scrape occurred & my wallet was a couple of hundred quid lighter
The dividing wall has since been demolished
You would think i would have learned my lesson but no, still like a perv
The row of shops round the corner from me has a car park on the roof. It's a really tight entrance & it curls really steeply. It also has a wall running between the up & down lanes & it is extremely tricky to navigate at the best of times. The multicoloured paint scrapes on the wall pay testament to that

So , one nice sunny day i was in the middle of turning into the entrance when a nice wee filly caught my eye, so i gave her a lingering look (perv!) and at the last second i realised that i hadn't completed my turn quite correctly. With a panicked saw at the wheel i just managed to avoid a head on collision with the wall but the rear 3/4 didn't quite make it.

Quite a nasty scrape occurred & my wallet was a couple of hundred quid lighter

The dividing wall has since been demolished

You would think i would have learned my lesson but no, still like a perv

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I've crashed while perving too, many years ago.. me and a mate in my civic in Hereford... a very nice blonde in a Saxo going the other way.. we were pulling up at the lights when the car in front stopped... and i did... well after i hit his back bumper a bit... lol they had a pug 106 and the trim on the side popped out... mate turns to me.. " tailgate them mate so they cant see your number plate!!!" so i tailgated them, then when the lights changed i kept very very close then shot off the other way.. very quickly!!! i know i shouldn't laugh but it was many many years ago.. just i love my mates thinking




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