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Is it just me....
Is it just me....
...or does the yawn smily look like a cum-face


Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.

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So does yours, now you mention ithonda-hardy wrote:only coz your mrs yawns when you jump on her.

Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.

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I don't see how that works, I normally bend her over. She likes it up the wrong'un, doesn't she
She usually asks me to junk on your pillow too, is that something you've asked for, or is she just a bit messed up?

She usually asks me to junk on your pillow too, is that something you've asked for, or is she just a bit messed up?
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.

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no mate you need to not be drunk when you go round thats hardy not his missuslxstuart wrote:I don't see how that works, I normally bend her over. She likes it up the wrong'un, doesn't she![]()
She usually asks me to junk on your pillow too, is that something you've asked for, or is she just a bit messed up?

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the reason she requests to be bent over is because she would rather except the wrong'un and bear the pain that ensues than look at your ugly red face sweating over her, after all pain will heal, and what has been seen, cant be unseen.lxstuart wrote:I don't see how that works, I normally bend her over. She likes it up the wrong'un, doesn't she![]()
She usually asks me to junk on your pillow too, is that something you've asked for, or is she just a bit messed up?
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