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Post by honda-hardy » Sat May 04, 2013 6:08 pm

mercutio wrote:
lxstuart wrote:I don't see how that works, I normally bend her over. She likes it up the wrong'un, doesn't she ;)

She usually asks me to junk on your pillow too, is that something you've asked for, or is she just a bit messed up?
no mate you need to not be drunk when you go round thats hardy not his missus :lol:
i wondered why i woke up with a condom up my ass and my head was stuck to my pillow like velcro.

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Post by lxstuart » Sat May 04, 2013 6:13 pm

honda-hardy wrote:i wondered why i woke up with a condom up my ass again and my head was stuck to my pillow like velcro .
And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples ;)
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Post by honda-hardy » Sat May 04, 2013 6:16 pm

lxstuart wrote:
honda-hardy wrote:i wondered why i woke up with a condom up my ass and my head was stuck to my pillow like velcro .
And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples ;)
re-And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples as that comment doesn't count and has been removed from your And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples comment.

it only ever happened once, i dont care what you or nitin say.

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Post by lxstuart » Sat May 04, 2013 6:19 pm

honda-hardy wrote:The reason she requests to be bent over is because she would rather accept the wrong'un and bear the pain that ensues.
Yes, she does seem to be in a bit of pain, but she takes it like a champ.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Post by lxstuart » Sat May 04, 2013 6:20 pm

honda-hardy wrote:it only ever happened once, i dont care what you or nitin say.
Then why does Nitin live under you bed, if not for repeated use?
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Post by honda-hardy » Sat May 04, 2013 6:21 pm

i have nitin under the bed coz you dont fit under there. fatty...

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Post by Doggo » Sat May 04, 2013 6:24 pm

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Post by Dbo » Sat May 04, 2013 6:24 pm

f y i sam the reason you are bald :!: when your old man gave you the sex talk and told you to shove your hairy thing up her hariy thing, he didn't mean your head :lol:
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Post by lxstuart » Sat May 04, 2013 6:26 pm

honda-hardy wrote:i have nitin under the bed coz you dont fit under there. fatty...
Not when your in it, and not when Nitin is already under there.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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Post by lxstuart » Sat May 04, 2013 6:26 pm

Dbo wrote:f y i sam the reason you are bald :!: when your old man gave you the sex talk and told you to shove your hairy thing up her hariy thing, he didn't mean your head :lol:
He's got chuff all else to stick up there.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
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