Go frack yourselfDoggo wrote:I love the delicacy of ths forum
Congratulations to vtecmec for winning May/June's Lude Of The Month, with his DIY Turbo BB1 build.
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Is it just me....
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
Not always SFW
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honda-hardy
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still big enough to touch the back of your mrs's throat. i love her gag reflex, makes her clamp on tighter.lxstuart wrote:He's got chuff all else to stick up there.Dbo wrote:f y i sam the reason you are baldwhen your old man gave you the sex talk and told you to shove your hairy thing up her hariy thing, he didn't mean your head
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I don't have a mrs, that's my cleaner.honda-hardy wrote:still big enough to touch the back of your mrs's throat. i love her gag reflex, makes her clamp on tighter.
His name is Dave.
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
Not always SFW... among the sea of men you use for your personal pleasure.honda-hardy wrote:i didnt know we had a special relationship until now. he was never that memerable.Doggo wrote:
I have to, I don't have the "special arrangements" in place with other members that you obviously do!
Howzit37 wrote:lxstuart thinks Lewd Lude Lover has a pretty mouth and becomes particularly messy when there are sleeping women in nearby tents, also...having administered so much chloroform and rohypnol in the past, he now smells like a date rape kit enveloped in shame...and as a finale, he masterbates, A LOT, probably while wrapped in some "kinky" barbed wire.
Not always SFW
