My case for unluckiest driver of the year...

Post by **Donald** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:14 pm

sarah_h wrote:
Donald wrote:
sarah_h wrote:Ha ha. I don't crash cars people crash into me!!
That's what they all say.

I bet you cut them up.

It was all your fault.

No signalling etc.

This weekend I plan on travelling back in time to confirm this.
How dare you suggest I would cut someone up! I was going straight on hence no signal required until the exit and I hardly got off the line before she sideswiped me. Good luck with your time travel I hope it sets your memory back to the truth.

All I can say is that Audi is fast becoming the new BMW.

sarah_h · Post by **sarah_h** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:21 pm

Donald wrote:
sarah_h wrote:
Donald wrote:
sarah_h wrote:Ha ha. I don't crash cars people crash into me!!
That's what they all say.

I bet you cut them up.

It was all your fault.

No signalling etc.

This weekend I plan on travelling back in time to confirm this.
How dare you suggest I would cut someone up! I was going straight on hence no signal required until the exit and I hardly got off the line before she sideswiped me. Good luck with your time travel I hope it sets your memory back to the truth.

All I can say is that Audi is fast becoming the new BMW.

No Audi will ever reach the depths of the 5 series drivers (usually old men who can't drive) !

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:46 pm

tbf I do find there are a lot of knobs driving audi's at least there is round here

sarah_h · Post by **sarah_h** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:53 pm

mercutio wrote:tbf I do find there are a lot of knobs driving audi's at least there is round here

That'll be the company car drivers not us genuine owners

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:56 pm

no actually they are not the big audi's they all seem to be a3's and they are definitely not company cars

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:59 pm

There are a lot near me. If an Audi pulls up next to me at the lights, 9 times out of 10, they want to be in the lane that I'm in, but couldn't be bothered to wait behind someone.

Seems more common in areas such as Radlett, or Golders Green.

Post by **Donald** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:01 pm

"I have a baby Audi, look, I'm even driving like a self-entitled cockpump in a big boy Audi to show that I still have an Audi, and Audi means you can do what you want regardless of size or merit!"

Pretty sure that's what I can hear them sing to themselves in the rear view mirror, just as they drift across lanes on roundabouts because they're paying more attention to how opulent they think they look as opposed to where they're going.

Post by **Donald** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:04 pm

Before I get in trouble, that isn't aimed specifically at you Sarah. We know the accident wasn't your fault.

But yes there are a lot of them in my area too tbh. Although I think the company car drivers are far worse. Saab 93 tried to undertake me this morning

key word being tried.

sarah_h · Post by **sarah_h** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:12 pm

Before I get in trouble, that isn't aimed specifically at you Sarah. We know the accident wasn't your fault.

It's a good job you wrote that!!

lxstuart · Post by **lxstuart** » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:14 pm

Well you've said it enough times that you've convinced him.