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Any one into real swords?

Post by lewd lude lover » Sat Feb 22, 2014 9:35 am

So I'm looking for the next addition to my sharps collection.

I am a skinflint so i like a bargain.

I'm looking at this HANWEI Raptor made from 5160 spring steel as a good attitude adjustment device but does anyone know of a better offering for the money? I'm not interested in generic swords, I'm after something with a proper forge behind it but cheap cheaP CHEAP as its for zombie hunting and dangerous rolled up beach mats that need shortening with amaximum aggression....

50% discount for the kind of marks ill have put on it within a day? thats my kinda offer.


japscrap

Its either that or the muffin sword they do

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but I think I'm going to wait till the tewkesbury medieval festival and see what the british forges have to offer.


Does anyone else like sharps? Do you just have a burgler cleaver under the bed or a full on buffy wall?

I used to have a buffy wall but i had to take it down when I moved and iv not been allowed to put it back up. Lost the pics as well damn it.
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Post by lewd lude lover » Sat Feb 22, 2014 9:39 am

muffin? What the? What is wrong with using the word b a s t a r d?

B@stard b@stard b@stard
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Post by lewd lude lover » Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:11 am

Bought the nombokucho.

All trees and hedges better watch out.
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Post by rob quilter » Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:28 am

Is it even legal to own a sword?

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Post by lewd lude lover » Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:45 am

yeah you just cant sell or give away the shitty stainless repro's. You can own whatever you like. Just dont sell it, give it or leave the house without it wrapped up and with somewhere knowing you are coming with it.

If its hand forged in a trad process then its fair game. This is sold by a british company with british stock.

One of them is now mine.

this'll see them off...

Sharpened kantana shaped crowbar
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Post by rob quilter » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:02 pm

Awesome.

I may buy one so I can wave it at the guy next door when he doesn't take his wheelie bin back in on the day its emptied.

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Post by nitin_s1 » Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:42 pm

When I get married, I get to hold a sword while siting on a horse.. Cant wait.. 8-)

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Post by lxstuart » Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:40 pm

I have one, plus some more decorational ones.

Most of my collection is more discrete though.
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Post by lxstuart » Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:40 pm

Well, except for the guns :lol:
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Post by lewd lude lover » Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:52 pm

what do you mean by discrete buddy? Flick knives etc? I have some dusters and a couple butterflies and a nice asp.
What type is your 'real' one?

@nitin: so you get the steel sword and the missis gets the pork sword then?
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