Hey Guys!

Dbo · Post by **Dbo** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:49 pm

good god 22 years of marrage and i never thought of that one

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:52 pm

I've just done a Nitin and skimmed through thread for the good points.

So far I've got a 23 year old lady boy that looks like a 13 year old and likes lesbians. And who said I couldn't have the moon on a stick!

Welcome aboard.

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:52 pm

See now this is my domain. I fall asleep afterwards haha! I did say the other half calls me geezer bird. That is the real reason. I don't want cuddles or a chat after, I wanna sleep!

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:53 pm

Shiny wrote:I've just done a Nitin and skimmed through thread for the food points.

So far I've got a 23 year old lady boy that looks like a 13 year old and likes lesbians. And who said I couldn't have the moon on a stick!

Welcome aboard.

Geezer bird not lady boy... I have no man junk. Just a blokes mind. Thanks for the welcome

bristol_bb4 · Post by **bristol_bb4** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:54 pm

i literally just saluted my screen!

you are definitely going to be liked around here

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:58 pm

bristol_bb4 wrote: i literally just saluted my screen! you are definitely going to be liked around here

My fella is a lucky man

Seriously, saluting the screen? I'm actually quite proud of that

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:59 pm

bristol_bb4 wrote:
Gayno wrote: danger Clubbing Eddy

For the ultimate in extreme danger wanking, try tugging one off to the fit birds on Hi5.

Time it right and you fire you custard while the one of the two dirty blondes are on screen or the Asian lass.

Time it wrong and it you will get one of the gay looking blokes while they are doing a gay dance.

Time it really wrong and it could be a 4 year old on screen. Try explaining that to the Missus when she walks in on you.

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:01 pm

Shiny wrote:
bristol_bb4 wrote:
Gayno wrote: danger Clubbing Eddy
For the ultimate in extreme danger wanking, try tugging one off to the fit birds on Hi5.

Time it right and you fire you custard while the one of the two dirty blondes are on screen or the Asian lass.

Time it wrong and it you will get one of the gay looking blokes while they are doing a gay dance.

Time it really wrong and it could be a 4 year old on screen. Try explaining that to Missus.

Try explaining it to the Mister!!! Lmao! Though, less of the custard firing. I'd have medical issues if that happened...

Post by **Ammo** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:02 pm

11 page welcome thread, who would have thought on a girl joining LMAO

Tashini · Post by **Tashini** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:03 pm

Ammo wrote:11 page welcome thread, who would have thought on a girl joining LMAO

I'm not a normal girl...