When is it acceptable to punch a child in the face?

Post by **Thebusofwoe** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:12 pm

mercutio wrote:
GreenyUK wrote:
mercutio wrote:who cares you know how cats seem to disappear when a Chinese opens up well there aint many bad kids round here

about 8 years ago there was a gang of kids who used to play football kicking the ball all over now that didn't bother me but if the ball hit the car or the window or they were running across the garden I got pissed off.
One day I heard the ball hit the car I went out said "come on lads enjoy your game but take care round the car" I didn't want to come across an old misery.
ten minutes later it hit the car again I went out again this time I was drokked off I told them if they couldn't keep it away from the car I would put a stop to their game as they weren't supposed to play ball games.
Ten minutes later the ball hit the window I knew it was deliberate as they stood in front of the house to do it so I grabbed the ball and told them to drokk off.
They thought they were big and started shouting abuse one even called the police so the plod arrived told me to give back the ball (useless twats) so I did.
The next night they were at it again only they thought they had one over on me the first time the ball hit the car I walked out grabbed the biggest mouthy kebab dragged him to his house round the corner he didn't know I knew where he lived I knocked on the door.
The lads dad came to the door I told him that his lad and his mates had not only tried to damage my car and window but had abused me verbally and Helen after I had been reasonable his dad looked at me gone out so I dropped the hammer I told him his son had also said he would get his dad to kill me so if he would like to step outside I would not only kill him I would kill everyone who knew him.
The guy jobby himself the lad jobby himself I didn't have trouble from any of them anymore
This is exactly how things should be dealt with!
I always find problems are resolved much faster with a healthy doze of aggression and or violence lol
I think the lad was beaten by his dad for bringing a nutter to the door

Post by **MrsGreeny** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:13 pm

@Greeny is a psycho.... True story!

Post by **Thebusofwoe** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:14 pm

Nah really

I bet hes all cuddles really

Post by **GreenyUK** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:18 pm

Mmm cuddles! I love cuddles

but shhhh

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:19 pm

no you can be arrested with a bat if your not carrying the ball

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I find I have never needed a weapon really just go in hard and fast, if your worried about the guy go for the knees. Never kick high, knee high either with the toe of the boot to the bottom of the knee cap moving upwards or the sole of your boot to the side of the knee and always push through when you kick.
If the guy isn't on the floor after that you have done it wrong

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:21 pm

These days If I have trouble with children I sub contract my retribution out to even bigger kids. I find a note of the realm will ensure an acceptable result all round. Don't forget to tear it in half first. Half now and half when the job is done!

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:24 pm

paul bristol uk wrote:These days If I have trouble with children I sub contract my retribution out to even bigger kids. I find a note of the realm will ensure an acceptable result all round. Don't forget to tear it in half first. Half now and half when the job is done!

that's an even better plan

Post by **Thebusofwoe** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:33 pm

loving this ha ha

Post by **MrsGreeny** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:38 pm

Haha

Post by **MrsGreeny** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:40 pm

paul bristol uk wrote:These days If I have trouble with children I sub contract my retribution out to even bigger kids. I find a note of the realm will ensure an acceptable result all round. Don't forget to tear it in half first. Half now and half when the job is done!

What's the going rate for this then?