When is it acceptable to punch a child in the face?

Post by **GreenyUK** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:09 am

mercutio wrote:
GreenyUK wrote:
mercutio wrote:no you can be arrested with a bat if your not carrying the ball .
I find I have never needed a weapon really just go in hard and fast, if your worried about the guy go for the knees. Never kick high, knee high either with the toe of the boot to the bottom of the knee cap moving upwards or the sole of your boot to the side of the knee and always push through when you kick.
If the guy isn't on the floor after that you have done it wrong
Always kick with my shin dude it'll break others peoples bones like small sticks. And the average guy wouldn't see a head coming he wake up in hospital hours later like what drokk happened lmao.
That why Muay Thai rules

I must admit I wish we could stun guns over here they would be so much fun haha
always loved watching muay thai but even shins break on the sole of my boot and headbutts are dangerous if the guy leans forward rather than pulling away

Yeah it's awesome! I was watching a video the other day actually of a Muay Thai champ testing how hard the "deadly" Thai kick is. He kicked kicked straight through a maple base ball bat bare shinned. Generated like 1100lb per inch

Pretty damn impressive lol

I'd love to have that much power lol. Long way off haha. Got tough shins though went through many months of cortical remodeling of my shins lol painful time of my life.

Senninha · Post by **Senninha** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:37 am

A suitable, intellectual solution:

* Their balls clearly haven't dropped yet, hence strap their pea sized nuts to the cambelt and start up your Lude, rev it to a forceful 6,000 rpm (do not red line it as the retards are not worth it!) then switch off the engine!

* Watch blissfully as the litte bast**** shoot off down the road with their nuts over their heads, screaming for mercy!

* This is a tried and tested solution! You will not see or hear from the little sh*** again.

bb1boy · Post by **bb1boy** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:55 am

This makes my blood boil. No respect. $hite parents. Kill them all.

Post by **rob quilter** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 3:10 pm

mercutio wrote:you don't have to beat them publically get them one at a time throw them in the boot of the car and drive them somewhere quiet the take the glass encrusted rounders bat

I used to know someone who did that, a teenager kicked his car as he was driving past. He stopped, grabbed the kid, threw him in the boot, drove into the middle of know where about 45 mins drive away and let him go there.

bb1boy · Post by **bb1boy** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 3:16 pm

Shame we drive Prelude's with such teeny tiny boots

..but that is class.

Post by **MrsGreeny** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 7:36 pm

bb1boy wrote:Shame we drive Prelude's with such teeny tiny boots ..but that is class.

These little shites would have fit in no problem!

Post by **GreenyUK** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:17 pm

duckface wrote: twats

I'm getting a PDR guy over to attempt to take a foot-dent out of my rear quarter sometime soon...luckily the paint is still intact:

will see what he can do anyway

Ahh little jobbies! What is wrong with people! Really!

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 8:19 pm

Well dunno... I got a bump on my door nearly I bought my car aswell

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:43 pm

To Mr and Mrs Greeny, what part of Bristol do you live in?

Post by **GreenyUK** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:56 pm

@paul bristol uk we are in Filton just down the road from the college.