TOWIE wankers

[lewd lude lover]

^^^sorry but you just put yourself into the metrosexual marketed 'I'll buy anything' brigade.

Unless its animal fat its pointless and unless you killed it and greased yourself in its musk and blood then you can go sit with my mate with the 'need to remember what it was like before feminism ruined being a man' group in the bloody corner.


its only a short step from moisturiser to moisturiser with a hint of fake tan in it and then you need a fugging kicking.

'we need to take care of our skin' *mutter mutter grumble grumble poppycock. humph.

[lucas]

well, I do, not all of us are blessed with amazing skin

but, i dont need any tanning agents.. im dark enough lol

[Donald]

What is 'adding fuel to the fire'?

[lewd lude lover]

i do trim my ball hair though

[4thgenphil]

i do trim my ball hair though

doesnt your boyfriend get up with stubble rash though?

[mercutio]

I don't know wtf you lot are talking about I know moisturising is something my missus does as well as tinting eyebrows I think I am suddenly on the wrong forum lol all you GQ loving futhermuckers

[Doggo]

Oh dear, this is the funniest thing I've seen in ages







Doggo: Moisturises, but dyes and tints not, and is all caveman in the trouser department. (Isn't this all getting a little personal?)

[Donald]

Dress like you're in GQ, get a girl who should be in Maxim. Worked for me

[lewd lude lover]

I am with merc on this. real men forget to shave for days and sometimes go without a shower because they cant be bothered. All this primping is womens stuff and its a sign of a decadant society when men start pomading and quaffing themselves.

A little care and attention is a very different thing to owning more than 4 personal care products(one of those being toothpaste). Men get womanly when there are no battles to fight and no animals to kill. No pressure making him succeed, no challenge to his authority. Testosterone drops and Oestrogen rises and you get many boymen and mangirls wandering about your society clogging up the genepool.

The point I'm making is that a woman with time on her hands makes herself look pretty for her man to aid procreation and furtherment of the species. What possible need (but for attracting vain pointless women) does a man need for this powdering and basically make up? None. Not if he is being a man involved in manly persuits. Both of which attract women without the need to moisturise!

Remember, we all start out as female and some of us get the chance to become men. Why would you then want to blur that distinction once made? Personally its a sign of marketing lead population and the systematic attrition of recognisable masculine roles.

@donald: you didnt get your missis through dress and pomade mate. You are highly cereberal and your missis is sapiosexual. simples. You offer a strong probability of a decent provider given your propensity towards geekchique and societies full bore thrust towards tech advancement. You are part of the new masculinity (read Strong provider) of the nerd but you still do not need to coat yourself in lotions and powders to attract.

A good scrub and a shave is all a real man should need to take on the world. Anything else is watching too many adverts and forgetting what it feels like to revel in the kill and crush your enemies.


imho

[lewd lude lover]

I draw distinction for the use of animals fats and say olive oil to salve aching hands from work. A northsea fisherman with a pot of whale oil to rub into dry cold hands? Yes fine. A lumberjack with a jar of pine resin and bear fat to rub into aching fingers after 12 hours cutting down trees? yes. fine.

Soon as either of them start to think if it might make their face soft to the touch or they might use it as a ''boby butter'' they have lost all respect and should get to fook.

@phil: he likes it.