but they were married, you would have thought the police could just check names

, equally embarising was an incedent at one of my early girlfriends house, while doing what teenagers do on her livingroom floor we spotted someone coming down the stairs through the misted glass of her living room door, i jump to my feet and hide behind a wall (the house had an extension onto the livingroom with the old wall still there but with two large arches in it, leaving a large central pillar which is my hiding place) her mother came in and sat down on the settee facing the otherside of my hide

she sits there for a while just chatting to her daughter while im trying to figure how to get my jeans and teeshirt back (as im stood with my back against the wall completely starkers

. the clothers are on the floor between my then g/f and her mother

but she for some reason doesnt apear to notice the clothes. after what seemed like an eternity her mother raises her voice and says jason (me) you may as well comeout and get dresses i can see you in the window

there were sliding patio doors filling the entire extension (which was extending out in front of me , and as it was dark and i was stood facing them i may as well been stood infront of a full lengh mirror

she had been sitting there watching me all the time
