there have been a number of situations 'like' this but this, I feel, is just a step too drokking far.
I have a bath scrunchy thing right? one of those tight weave plastic things you get a good scrub on with.
I have caught him red handed using it
He bought some new shower gel (sure purity
the drokking irony!). my scrunchy stank of the cheap nasty stuff so I asked him if he knew why??He bare faced lied to me and told me it must have just got splashed. 'Bullfuckingshit you jubby rhubarb' I thought.
Next morning he came downstairs and owned up to using it. I dared not ask for how long
I called him a filthy degenerate animal. Never wanted to smack a kebab so much in my life. If we didn't need the money I would have chucked the dirty animal out right there and then.
Is it me or is using someone elses shower stuff just drokking nasty?
one of the other 'senarios' would include:
''where's the cooking oil?'
'Oh, sorry, its in my bedroom'
