drokking CATSSS!!!!

Post by **Doggo** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:41 pm

Catnip rubbed on your neighbours car.

gb-lude · Post by **gb-lude** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 8:44 pm

O no thats a pain.... let me give you a warning:

When I lived in the UK , I always had my car parked right underneath my window. I lived on the third floor but had a good view.
One day I saw a cat chilling on my roof.
Took a bucket of water and dumped it on its head...

DON'T do that.. it freaked out and tried to run/jump of the car but he could not find the grip cause he was panicking..
Its was a helarious sight but my roof had even more and deeper scratches on it.

Just shoot it

Post by **RattyMcClelland** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:52 pm

Cat racists

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:08 pm

gb-lude wrote:O no thats a pain.... let me give you a warning:

When I lived in the UK , I always had my car parked right underneath my window. I lived on the third floor but had a good view.
One day I saw a cat chilling on my roof.
Took a bucket of water and dumped it on its head...

DON'T do that.. it freaked out and tried to run/jump of the car but he could not find the grip cause he was panicking..
Its was a helarious sight but my roof had even more and deeper scratches on it.

Just shoot it

I didn't think it needed to be said to not scare it!

You learnt the hard way lol.

Jamie P 2013 · Post by **Jamie P 2013** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:04 pm

get one of these it stopped all animals coming in my garden. (it also stopped children trick or treating at halloween)

Post by **indigolemon** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:06 pm

A cemetery?

Jamie P 2013 · Post by **Jamie P 2013** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:07 pm

also i like how the swear filter changes the title of your thread once you open it

mercutio · Post by **mercutio** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:08 pm

yeah i find having a cemetry/patio at your house stops all visitors eventually

Jamie P 2013 · Post by **Jamie P 2013** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:10 pm

hahaha no, a good german Shephard. thats my little boy his name is kane and the cemetery is full of his victims. (such as nitin & ratty cos their ludes are faster than mine)

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:12 pm

Nobody knows how fast Nitin's car is... He hasn't taken it above 40