UK "Citizenship Test"

Post by **paul bristol uk** » Thu May 17, 2012 10:41 am

Well on the forums Ihave seen this only one person has passed. These were basically engineered such that the average person would not get them, and the government could claim "the immigrants are more British than you", since the immigrants would get higher scores due to studying for the tests. The very fact that natives score low on the tests proves what an inaccurate test it is! An accurate test, by definition, would be one in which the natives, without studying, would score very highly!

Here are a few good questions...

Is it legal to stone someone to death?
Are pre-arranged marrages morally acceptable in a western culture?
The most common perception of Sharia law is
# fair, tolerant and moderate
# discriminatory, hateful and extreme

Are the Falkland Islands
# British
#Argentinian
#Called the Malvinas

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:02 am

Traditional Sunday Lunch is:

#Roast Beef
#Fried Beans
#Boiled Cabbage & Sausage
#Aloo Massala

The Sex Pistols are:

#sex is illegal unless you have bought your bride with a cow
#a gun you shoot in the air whilst doing a silly dance whenever a British soldier is killed
# a great punk band
#something you smuggle in to the country and then use to mug people

A Nissan Micra is designed to seat -

# the number of seat belts is has, depending on the model, could be 4 or 5
# a woman who does not know how to drive
# i don't know, i get driven everywhere by a work minibus
#four adults and 9 kids

Post by **NafemanNathan** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:22 am

Shiny wrote:# i don't know, i get driven everywhere by a work minibus

VT3C RUNN3R · Post by **VT3C RUNN3R** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:27 am

11/24 but im pulling out my "only half british" card so more like 11/12

Post by **Merlin** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:35 am

Number 9 - "Which of the following TWO types of people get their prescriptions free of charge?"

Im pretty sure thats its only England that has to pay for Prescription. That question is so wrong since its about life in the UK.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12928485

Also why would I be likely to know the percentage of Muslims in the UK? Unless the authors think that a resident of the UK should be reading the Daily Mail?

I got 17 out of 24 (71%). All that test did is put me in a bad mood

My suggestion for a question should be

Who should you hate more:
A) The Germans
B) The French
C) The Argies
D) Everyone

Shiny · Post by **Shiny** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:52 am

D) everyone.

I am not a racist, I hate every one equally, regardless of colour or creed.

Post by **Merlin** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:53 am

^^ exactly, thats the correct answer

Post by **rob quilter** » Thu May 17, 2012 12:22 pm

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 7 out of 24 (29%)

V101_ATA · Post by **V101_ATA** » Thu May 17, 2012 12:51 pm

Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%)

Only half british then.

toadster · Post by **toadster** » Thu May 17, 2012 1:15 pm

LO

Failed 14/24

Cheers

Toadster

Lude Generation

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